Thursday, October 29, 2009

The best day of your life

So I am working with this guy who proposed to his girlfriend a few weeks ago and since she has turned into this crazy bridezilla. Within 20 mins of the proposal she had her "bride porn" and was looking at Vera Wang gowns, venues and setting the date for Valentines day.

I can't help but think that people like this change my mind on ever wanting to get hitched, I mean what is wrong with the good old marriage registry office?

So in all my negative marriage glory I decided to show my colleague what some weddings can turn out like.

Specimen 1: The classy biker couple










Specimen 2: Attention seeking sister in law









Specimen 3: Creative photographer








Specimen 4: Revenge of the nerds








Specimen 5: Packing heat just in case








Specimen 6: Gangsters paradise








Specimen 7: Threesome








Specimen 8: November rain inspired dress $200K Aussie wedding








All in all money can't buy you class so it seems nor does creativity.

Good luck with the plans for your wedding mate!
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8 comments:

  1. Milla BloggabitchOctober 29, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    half the time those chicks are all about the wedding, not the marriage. my advice to guys is, the sort of bitches you want to marry don't really give a shit if it happens or not. sure it'd be nice to have a wedding and all but a lot of chicks i know it was their main ambition after school. vom. i hate that shit.

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  2. Ms EmzillaOctober 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    hahaha it is bad isnt it.

    I have my 10 yr high school reunion coming up and I am 99% sure I am the only person from school that is not married with kids. YUCK

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  3. Milla BloggabitchOctober 29, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Nah, THEY'RE yuck. We're just bitter.

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  4. Ms EmzillaOctober 29, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    haha totes YUCK.... PS i was talking about them roar

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  5. Milla BloggabitchNovember 4, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    haha what's "roar"???? if it is what i think it is it's awesome!!!!

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  6. Ms EmzillaNovember 5, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    haha ROAR is just anger roar... Emzilla :P

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  7. Milla BloggabitchNovember 5, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    oooh i thought it was like a wwaaaaayyyy more fun and full-on version of lol. like: ROAR!!! i.e. i-burst-out-laughing-and-embarassed-myself-in-front-of-everyone type-of thing. nevermind. as you were. haha.

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  8. Ms EmzillaNovember 5, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    hahahaha... love it!!! I am using that

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